I SENT THIS
TO MY CRUSH ON FB WITH NO CONTEXT LETS SEE WHAT HAPPENS
ABORT MISSION THEY SAW IT ABORT ABORT
guys im so fucking nervous they havent replied and they’ve seen my second response what is hap penning
ever since i sent them this i havent received a single message i am afraid
ITS BEEN 4 DAYS AND MISSION IS SUCCESS.
THIS WAS THEIR RESPONSE.
today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
reasons to be a mermaid
- no periods
- no pants
And perfect hair
And you get to lure men into their death
Free clam bra
one of these is not like the rest
Agreed. Clam bras aren’t free, don’t be shellfish.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my shower’s not 5 minutes long