February 2012
I wish that instead of calling it "losing your...
“The truth isn’t easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is...”
– Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Sourcery (via brain152)
Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
marththebland:
I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger
africans:
according to 15 year old female tumblr users
everyone else in the whole world: omg shoes, men with muscles, jersey shore, fashion, dieting, skinny models, drinking with friends, mtv, facebook
tumblr user: im the only person in the entire world who likes tattoos, pizza, dr who, all time low, thinks about sex and misses the 90s only me no one else im so unique just me im special only...
whitepoweralejandra:
oh i get it
“the lollipop” is actually his dick
fifty cent actually just wants that girl to lick his dick
not a real lollipop
“As far as Sam Vines was concerned, he liked tea, but tea was not tea if, even...”
– Snuff (Terry Pratchett)
teachers: don't talk to strangers online.
parents: don't talk to strangers online.
everyone: don't talk to strangers online.
me: they aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
“No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away…”
– Terry Pratchett, Discworld, Reaper Man (via redcigar)
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